Oct 26, 2008

Real Divas don't stop for photo ops.

"She is a diva [...] Remember: Divas trust only unto themselves, as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom."

As a self-appointed spokesDiva, I must clarify that this statement is absolutely NOT TRUE. A real Diva (Cranky or not) understands that she's nothing at all without her peeps.

But oh, how I *heart* the title of the article:

Palin's 'going rogue,' McCain aide says

Picture it: she's in a camo jumpsuit, clutching an automatic rifle with extra ammo slung across her chest, running full-tilt through the darkened halls of an empty Baptist rec center in some unnamed Midwestern town, screaming "You'll never get my guns or my Aquanet!" as she sprints toward a waiting helicopter. She'd have made it, too, had she not stopped for a quick pageant wave when the liberal media elite popped out of the bushes.

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