Oct 8, 2008

"She's a hoot and she's so talented..."

I'm going meta...commenting on comments for this article about Palin "responding to" reporters. (Please note the use of 'responds to questions' instead of 'answers questions'. I'm just sayin'.) Not that she had anything to actually, to say, you know, but because, to, it's news that she to, tried to answer questions. To.

Here are my 3 favorites:

Palin reminds me of the movie Zoolander. Specifically, how Zoolander had only one look, but he showed it under several different names and nobody ever questioned, or even made note of it. That is, until Will Ferrel's character at the end says:

"The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

The fact that the PALIN is still a viable candidate for VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES(!!!) makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.


That One (ha!) is particularly funny because I've also used Zoolander in reference to Caribou Barbie. As Will Ferrell's character frequently exclaims over the latest popular model, "he's so hot right now." REMIND US OF ANYONE WE KNOW?

And then there's this one:

Sarah Palin is JUST like ME!

She entered Beauty Contests and played the flute- JUST LIKE ME!
She was a local newscaster- JUST LIKE ME!!
She moved to a small town in Alaska, married a buff stud named Todd and started a Sled Dog Business- JUST LIKE ME!!!
She became the mayor of a small town in Alaska- JUST LIKE ME!!!!
She called the librarian of that small town and asked what books she would be fine with banning—-
I HUNT WOLVES FROM MY PRIVATE HELICOPTOR. SHE"S JUST LIKE ME !!!!!!!
WOW!


And my personal favorite:

Hey Sarah, I can see the end of your political career from my house.

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