Nov 18, 2008

The Dude abides.

- From the End Times Are Surely Nigh Dept: Marlena and Roman-slash-John-slash-I-stopped-watching-this-a-really-long-time-ago-he-could-be-Santa-for-all-I-know were laid off today. I think someone owes Erica Kane a courtesy call before this trouble spills over into Pine Valley.

- Nicole Kidman may retire. "There are many things I want to do besides act." Like allow my face to form an actual expression again.

- Botox Betty aside, I am panting to see Australia next week...between The Pretty and my goofy film geekdom I'm expecting probably way too much out of this one. Don't care, because...pretty!

- "I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon." I am so attending this next year. In my bathrobe, of course.

- Seriously, how freaked out would you be if this knocked on your door and tried to sell you some Jesus?

- This just in: Obama hates beets. No wonder my dad voted for him.

- From the Embarrassed To Be American Dept: parts of the world could be out of water by 2050 and what is the local brain trust doing with it? Creating a giant skating rink in a moronic attempt to save their lawns from the onset of winter, apparently.

- Calling all home-based weapon designers! Now you, too, can help the Navy blow shit up. (Does the phrase "selectable output weapons" worry anyone else?)

- And because it's just that kind of week: Shrieking masses descend on L.A. for the 'Twilight' premiere.

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