Aug 28, 2009

"I shoved Agent Z into the oven...and took the evening off."

Dear Mum: I miss Liquid Television.

After 120 Minutes, it was the best reason to watch pre-craptacular MTV.

Along with Remote Control, now that I think about it. Current TV programming is sadly lacking in genius such as Brady Physics, Dead or Canadian, and Inside Ed McMahon.

Aug 26, 2009

"It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids."

File Under: They've Never Made Them Like They Used To

Seventy-five years later and the grand poobahs of screwball comedy have yet to be bested. I'm pretty sure it's because Hollywood is preoccupied with scatologically-oriented insults to our collective intelligence, but hey, if it plays in Peoria...oops, did I just get movie snob all over your Raisinets?