Apr 4, 2012

"If a hamster went to the moon, that is the flag it would plant."

Right there! That's it! In a nutshell! The simplicity and prejudice of your world view, that the patriotism and goodness of something is in direct proportion only to the amount of conservatism in said thing. And, that equation so rules your life that you offered that advice spontaneously to the question of, "How do you think Oprah's doing?"