Sep 28, 2012

I'm going to kill you. Marry me?

Find a girl or boy that you want to marry, gain their trust and, one day, have them come home to find their whole family dead in the living room with "Marry Me" written in blood on the wall (it will be fake blood and the family will be pretending — it's a really good joke). You'll be standing there with a knife, making your boyfriend/girlfriend think that you are the only person they have left in the world. Hopefully, they'll be okay with that.
This Has to Be the Cruelest Marriage Proposal Ever | Jezebel

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